1000 Questions -- The Longest Survey on Bzoink (Good luck!) | |
=>This or That<= | |
Pie or cake?:: | Neither..i dont eat both. XD |
Pie or 3.14159...?:: | 3.14159..its much more useful |
Chocolate or vanilla?:: | chocolate..cos it tastes like milo |
Black or white?:: | black |
Ceiling or floor?:: | floor |
Couch or bed?:: | bed |
Cough or sneeze?:: | cough |
On or off?:: | on |
Closed or open?:: | open |
Brush or comb?:: | brush |
Long or short?:: | short |
Big or small?:: | big |
Wet or dry?:: | wet |
Under or over?:: | under |
Top or bottom?:: | top |
Fly or fall?:: | fly |
Smile or frown?:: | smile |
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?:: | tears of joy |
Hot or cold?:: | cold |
Warm or cool?:: | cool |
Rough or smooth?:: | smooth |
Cat or dog?:: | dog |
Snake or bird?:: | bird |
Shark or T-Rex?:: | shark |
Past or present?:: | present |
Science fiction or fantasy?:: | fantasy |
Dull or sharp?:: | sharp |
Live forever or die young?:: | die young |
Books or television?:: | books |
Jump or skip?:: | jump |
Fast or slow?:: | slow |
Run or walk?:: | walk |
Guy or girl?:: | girl |
Disney or Warner Brothers?:: | disney |
Belle or Jasmine?:: | huh |
Gaston or Cruella Deville?:: | huh |
Food or friends?:: | friends |
Colors or black and white?:: | colours |
Cute or pretty?:: | cute |
Good or evil?:: | good |
Fruits or vegetables?:: | vegetables |
Milk or juice?:: | MILO. |
Hot chocolate or gingerale?:: | hot chocolate |
Beer or wine?:: | MILO |
Movies or cartoons?:: | movies |
Pillow or blanket?:: | blanket |
Moon or stars?:: | moon |
Sky or sea?:: | sky |
Explode or implode?:: | explode |
=>Odd Questions<= | |
What color is the bottom of your tongue?:: | red |
Your foot?:: | beige |
Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?:: | nope..but im a flatfoot |
Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?:: | nope |
Do you chew on your homework?:: | nope |
Pencils?:: | used to |
Do you read the dictionary?:: | nope |
Encyclopedia?:: | nope |
Atlas?:: | nope |
Road map?:: | nope |
Do you memorize random facts?:: | yes |
Do you stalk anyone?:: | YES!!! basia and jj's cell..particularly rachel...haha |
Does anyone stalk you?:: | yes!!! same people.... |
Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?:: | nope |
Do you dust your lawn?:: | nope |
Do you collect dust?:: | nope |
Lint?:: | nope |
Baby teeth?:: | nope |
Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?:: | nope |
Do you wish prostitution was legal?:: | nope |
Do you use lotion on your feet?:: | nope |
Do you have problems with Canadians?:: | nope |
Mexicans?:: | nope |
Americans?:: | nope |
The French?:: | nope |
The English?:: | nope |
Have you ever played a kazoo?:: | huh |
Have you ever shot someone?:: | with a question |
Something?:: | nope |
How many pairs of underwear do you own?:: | only about nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine? |
Jeans?:: | 6 |
What ring size are you?:: | dunno |
Belt size?:: | dunno |
Have you ever gotten anything amputated?:: | nope |
Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?:: | nope |
Do you eat a lot?:: | i guess |
Do you get excited over cameras?:: | nope |
Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?:: | nope |
Poison?:: | nope |
Knives?:: | nope |
Cheese?:: | nope |
Penguins?:: | ....not me...balek |
Bald people?:: | nope |
Scrawny African children?:: | nope |
Midgets?:: | nope |
Pirates?:: | nope |
Corny jokes?:: | hha....u can say so |
Are you a virgin?:: | yup |
Are you a hermaphrodite?:: | whats that |
Do you tie string to your teeth?:: | nope |
Do you bite yourself?:: | last time. |
Cut yourself?:: | nope |
Do you get cold sores often?:: | nope |
Do you have a cold right now?:: | nope |
Do you suffer from chronic migraines?:: | nope |
Do you like to touch sharp objects?:: | nope |
Do you have a twitching problem?:: | nope |
Are you homicidal?:: | nope |
What do you do on the computer?:: | do stupid long surveys and post it on my blog |
Anything your parents should know about?:: | i like eggs...and i love milo |
Are you happy with your life?:: | yes |
Is everybody else happy with your life?:: | yes |
Do you like 100% white grape juice?:: | no..i looe milo |
Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?:: | of course not! what kind of stupid qn is that..trees are purple! |
How big is the universe?:: | bigger than me |
What's the logic behind your answer?:: | cos i live in it |
How many hours of sleep do you get every night?:: | ranging from 9-0 |
What do you dream about?:: | basia |
Anything your parents should know about?:: | again this qn? |
Do you fall for Internet advertisements?:: | who does.. |
Do you enjoy bungee jumping?:: | nope |
Do you have AIM?:: | nope |
MSN?:: | yes |
YIM?:: | nope |
A Neopets account?:: | last time..lol |
A Vampirefreaks account?:: | nope |
A Quizilla account?:: | nope |
A Bzoink account?:: | nope |
Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?:: | yes |
Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?:: | nope |
Do you get attacked by ladybugs?:: | yes |
Are you scared of everything that breathes?:: | nope |
Doesn't breathe?:: | nope |
Are you scared of anything at all?:: | i guess |
What?:: | you. |
Which cardinal direction do you like best?:: | oh please.. |
Do you have a life?:: | yes |
Do you have a microphone on your computer?:: | yes |
A webcam?:: | nope |
A scanner?:: | nope |
A printer?:: | nope |
A cordless mouse?:: | nope |
Does your mouse light up?:: | yes |
Are you scared of mice?:: | nope |
What kind of computer do you have?:: | a laptop |
Were you ever physically abused?:: | yes..by sandra..lol |
Verbally?:: | yes |
Sexually?:: | nope |
Do you wish you were a fish?:: | no...-.- |
A cat?:: | no way. |
A dog?:: | yea |
Do you have a cell phone?:: | yes |
What kind is it?:: | the kind that can call in and out. |
Do you weasel out of things?:: | not really |
Do your teachers like you?:: | yes |
Do your parents like you?:: | yes |
Do your siblings like you?:: | i guess |
Does karma, if it exists, love you?:: | i dont believe in karma |
Did you have a tail when you were born?:: | yes...haha |
Do you enjoy school?:: | no |
Do you sleep under or over the covers?:: | over |
Do you sleep in a bed?:: | yes |
Do you catch yourself floating at times?:: | yes |
Are you a packrat?:: | nope |
Do you know HTML or CSS?:: | mostly html..a bit of css..but lousy css. |
Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?:: | nope |
Do you shy away from social situations?:: | nope |
Are you obsessed with shiny things?:: | SHINY OR SHINNY? lol...im obsessed with neither. |
Are you at least attracted to them?:: | nope |
Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?:: | homework..haha |
Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?:: | nope |
Do you label other people?:: | only positively |
Are you proud?:: | not that i know of |
Do you like scrambled eggs?:: | yes |
=>How bad can I make you Look?<= | |
Do you wash your hands frequently?:: | yes |
Do you wet the bed?:: | nope |
What age did you stop?:: | i didnt! |
Do you lie a lot?:: | i just did. haha.. |
Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?:: | nope |
Brush your hair?:: | nope |
Do you use deoderant?:: | yea |
Do you masturbate?:: | nope |
How often?:: | nope |
Are you an alcoholic?:: | nope |
A druggie?:: | nope |
Do you drink illegally?:: | nope |
Do you wear underwear?:: | yes.. |
Do you change your underwear frequently?:: | yes |
Are you a coward?:: | sometimes |
A loser?:: | i dont think so |
An idiot?:: | most of the time |
Do you chatspeak?:: | whats that |
Are you a bad friend?:: | too some people... |
Are you untrustworthy?:: | no |
Unreliable?:: | no |
Do you pick your nose?:: | i blow it all out |
Are you imperfect?:: | yes |
Ugly?:: | yes |
Do you have bad hair?:: | no |
A big nose?:: | no |
Are you shallow?:: | no |
Greedy?:: | yes |
Do you tell people you love them just to get want you want?:: | no |
Do you have any /important/ talents?:: | yes |
Do you burp often?:: | nope |
Are you impolite?:: | nope |
Disrespectful?:: | nope |
Sadistic?:: | nope |
Are you a pansy?:: | nope |
Are you a conformist? (Hot Topic is a mainstream store, by the way.):: | nope |
Are you a fan of George W. Bush?:: | nope |
Do you have buck teeth?:: | nope |
Acne?:: | nope |
Mental illnesses?:: | most people would say im mental |
Are you fake?:: | nope |
Does your breath smell?:: | sometimes |
Do you have a strong body odor?:: | i have..but not strong |
Do you have bad teeth?:: | nope |
Do you have a bull ring through your nose?:: | nope |
Are you overweight?:: | yes |
Anorexic?:: | nopo |
Bulimic?:: | huh |
Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?:: | nope |
A tattoo?:: | nope |
Are you a wannabe?:: | nope |
Do you get bad grades?:: | nope |
What's your IQ level?:: | dunno |
Are you a bad guesser?:: | nope |
Are you slow?:: | nope |
Are you bad at reading people?:: | no..on the contrary..im quite accurate |
Are you too nice for your own good?:: | yes |
Do you have a lot of friends?:: | yes |
Do you give in easily?:: | yes |
Are you stubborn?:: | yes |
Are you annoying?:: | sometimes. haha |
Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?:: | with certain close people..like joon |
Are you a necrophilliac?:: | nope |
Are you incestuous?:: | nope |
Is your room messy?:: | yes |
Do you make fun of other people?:: | when they make fun of me |
Do you respect your body?:: | nope |
Are you arrogant?:: | sometimes i think im superior..so yeah.. |
Do you have low self-esteem?:: | nope..but shinny does |
Are you unique?:: | yes |
Are your hands clammy?:: | no |
Are you short?:: | no |
Are you freakishly tall?:: | no |
Do you like Simple Plan?:: | no |
=>Beliefs<= | |
Do you believe in God?:: | yes |
Do you believe in magic?:: | i perform it..but i dont believe |
True love?:: | yes |
Heaven?:: | yes |
Hell?:: | yes |
Satan?:: | yes |
The Lord and Lady?:: | the lord..not the lady |
The Goddess?:: | nope |
The Greek Gods or Goddesses?:: | nopp |
The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?:: | nope |
Are you an atheist?:: | nope |
Agnostic?:: | nope |
Do you believe in fairies?:: | nope |
Dragons?:: | nope |
Unicorns?:: | no |
Gollums?:: | no |
Santa?:: | no |
The Easter Bunny?:: | no |
The Tooth Fairy?:: | haha..i put cash under my pillow and there was a tooth the next morning..right danae? =P |
Pixies?:: | nope |
Phoenixes?:: | nope..but i like em |
Elves?:: | nope..but i like em |
Dwarves?:: | nope |
Mermaids?:: | nope |
Karma?:: | nope |
Immortality?:: | noep |
Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?:: | nope |
Mayan Gods?:: | nope |
Incan Gods?:: | nope |
Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?:: | dont understand ur qn |
Do you believe in life on other planets?:: | nope |
Do you believe in parallel universes?:: | nope |
Do you believe that black holes are time portals?:: | nope |
Do you believe in Eternity?:: | yes |
Do you believe in evolution?:: | nope |
Do you believe in life after death?:: | yes |
What happens to us after we die?:: | go to heaven or hell |
Do you believe in superheroes?:: | miloman. |
Super villains?:: | cokeman |
Do you believe in Fate?:: | yes |
That everything has a purpose?:: | yes |
Do you believe that everything revolves around money?:: | nope |
Sex?:: | nope |
Love?:: | nope |
Success?:: | nope |
Making yourself happy?:: | nope |
Making others happy?:: | nope |
Religion?:: | not religion..our faith in God |
Politics?:: | nope |
Do you believe in miracles?:: | yes |
Angels?:: | yes |
Demons?:: | yes |
Ghosts?:: | yes |
Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?:: | yes |
Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?:: | yes |
Do you believe in selfessness at all?:: | sort of. |
Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?:: | yes |
Do you believe that the means justify the ends?:: | sometimes |
Do you believe that anything can happen?:: | yes |
=>The Basics<= | |
Name:: | Jerald |
Age:: | 16 |
Gender:: | male..i think...lol |
Happy with it?:: | yea.of course. |
Eye color:: | brown |
Happy with it?:: | yes |
If not, what would you change it to?:: | nope |
Hair color:: | black |
Happy with it?:: | yes |
If not, what would you change it to?:: | nope |
Hair length:: | short |
Hair style:: | amoney |
Have you ever dyed your hair?:: | noep |
What color?:: | nope |
Do you dye your hair frequently?:: | nope |
Has it ever gotten damaged?:: | nope |
Are you clean-shaven?:: | i guess |
What's your body type?:: | fat |
Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?:: | short and fat |
Thin or full lips?:: | medium |
Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?:: | thin |
Have you ever had lice?:: | nope |
How old were you?:: | nope |
Nicknames:: | emkay miloking and sm square |
Happy with them?:: | i dontlike sm square |
Aliases:: | JL |
What made you choose them?:: | i like them |
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?:: | hmm..rachel..lol..its a nice name |
Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?:: | rachel..lol |
If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?:: | no way..it fits with the lameness man |
What heritage does your first name imply?:: | warrior of god |
Middle name?:: | lame |
Last name?:: | lame |
Place of birth:: | singapore..thomson medical |
Date of birth:: | 8 dec 1990 |
Nationality:: | singaporean |
Were you named after anyone?:: | nope |
Who?:: | nope |
What side of the family does your name come from?:: | father's |
Did your parents immigrate?:: | nope |
How about your grandparents?:: | yea |
Your great grandparents?:: | yea |
Farther back into your family?:: | yea |
Where did they emmigrate from?:: | china |
Where did they immigrate to?:: | singapore |
Skin color:: | chinese type..lol |
What's your facial structure like?:: | lame |
Height:: | 172 |
Happy with it?:: | i guess |
Weight:: | 70+ |
Happy with it?:: | not really |
How old are your parents?:: | thats a secret |
What's your father's name?:: | henry |
Your mother's?:: | julia |
Do you have any siblings?:: | one sis |
How old are they?:: | 13 |
What are their names?:: | geraldine |
Do you get along with your family?:: | yes |
Do you wish they were different?:: | soemtimes..but mostly no |
Were you ever abused by any member of your family?:: | no |
Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?:: | no |
Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?:: | no |
If so, why?:: | no to abv |
Who do you get along with most?:: | my mum |
=>Favorites<= | |
Color:: | black |
Month:: | dec |
Year:: | 1990 |
Decade:: | this decade |
Century:: | the current century. |
Millenium:: | this millenium |
Animal:: | dog |
Movie:: | eight below and lotr |
Book:: | people reading |
River:: | the one on my chinese chess board |
Lake:: | there are none in sg |
Ocean:: | none |
Country:: | singapore |
City:: | singapore |
State:: | singapore |
Province:: | singapore |
Place to go in your neighborhood:: | serangoon mac |
Person:: | shinny |
Relative:: | vanessa |
Pet:: | oscar |
Actor:: | ian mckellen |
Actress:: | priscilia chang |
Celebrity:: | me |
Musician:: | sharul |
Singer:: | darlene from hillsongs |
Band:: | revival and planetshakers |
Movie genre:: | comedy |
Book genre:: | self improvement |
Play genre:: | dont have one |
Play:: | dont have one |
Musical:: | dont have one |
Poem:: | dont have one |
Writer:: | dale carnegie |
Song:: | allstar |
Sport:: | swimming |
Drink:: | MILO MILO MILO MILO |
Food:: | spaghetti |
Brand of cereal:: | milo |
Candy bar:: | none |
Disney princess:: | cant remember most of it |
Disney prince:: | cant remember |
Disney villain:: | Jafar |
Disney character:: | aladdin |
CD:: | united we stand |
Director:: | dun have one |
Videogame:: | fable |
Computer game:: | counterstrike |
Game:: | chinese chess |
Board game:: | chinese chess |
Word game:: | text twist |
Clothing style:: | t shirt and jeans |
Truth or dare question:: | what drink do u like |
Fairy tale:: | the lion king? lol |
Lullaby:: | 3 blind mice |
Holiday:: | my birthday |
Mythological creature:: | phoenix |
Miscellaneous item:: | toilet paper |
Storybook character:: | nancy drew..lol |
Movie character:: | gandalf |
Play character:: | none |
Musical character:: | none |
College:: | none |
Football team:: | none |
Soccer team:: | none |
Tennis player:: | none |
Hockey team:: | none |
Basketball team:: | none |
Baseball team:: | none |
Swimmer:: | none |
Track star:: | none |
Vegetable:: | spinach |
Fruit:: | pineapple |
Toothpaste brand:: | oral B |
Type of computer:: | acer |
Medication:: | piriton..cos i always have flu |
Poison:: | none |
Type of sword:: | single edge |
Type of gun:: | Carbine |
Planet:: | earth |
Space feature:: | stars |
Breed of cat:: | dunno |
Dog:: | beagle |
Spider:: | Genus atrax... |
Fish:: | groupa |
Penguin:: | emperor |
Species of crustacean:: | crab |
Arachnid:: | spider |
Insect:: | ant |
Pair of socks:: | white |
Scooby-Doo character:: | scooby doo |
Spongebob Squarepants character:: | mr krabbs |
Quote:: | we aint religious;we're commited! right danae? =P |
Adage:: | huh |
President:: | S R nathan |
Astrological sign:: | none |
Chinese zodiac sign:: | horse |
Number:: | 7 |
Short story:: | robin hood |
Word:: | lol |
Definition:: | laugh out loud |
Time period:: | current |
Dictionary brand:: | oxford |
Series of books:: | nancy drew and famous five, boxcar kids |
Publishing company:: | none |
Illustrator:: | none |
Artist:: | none |
Childhood story:: | jesus die on the cross |
Childhood memory:: | i folded paper and ran around saying im gonna shoot bird shit..then one really dropped on my head. |
Facial expression:: | lame |
Serial killer:: | dont have one |
Medieval torture device:: | haha none |
Instrument:: | guitar.. |
Brand of chocolate:: | milo |
Candy:: | none |
Brand of candy:: | none |
Time of day:: | noon |
Codename Amour and Adori use:: | dunno |
Letter:: | a..cos it can be used to call people..like EH! |
Inside joke:: | i like eggs |
Joke:: | i like eggs |
Scent:: | dunnoo |
Onomotapoeia:: | dunno |
Alliteration:: | dunno |
=>The Ideal Mate<= | |
Hair color:: | anything goes |
Hair length:: | anything goes |
Hair style:: | anything goes..i like ponytails though. =) |
Eye color:: | brown |
Skin color:: | chinese? lol |
Any makeup?:: | no!...i like that natural thingy. |
Clothing style:: | anything goes |
Shy or outgoing?:: | outgoing |
Happy or depressed?:: | happy |
Funny or serious?:: | both..know when to use what at different times |
Abusive or kind?:: | kind |
Respectful or perverted?:: | respectful |
Completely describe their personality:: | Caring, kind, thoughtful,trustworthy and faithful |
This is another space if you need it:: | nah.. |
Ideal height:: | shorter than me..but not to short |
Ideal weight:: | the ideal..duh |
Body type:: | hmm? |
Completely describe their appearances:: | chio lor...lol..no lah...avg can liao |
This is another space if you need it:: | nope |
Cup size or condom size:: | oh geez. |
Masochistic or sadistic?:: | huh |
Conformist or nonconformist?:: | non. |
Artistic or athletic?:: | artistic |
Intellectual or unintelligent?:: | intellectual |
Complex or simple?:: | both =) |
What would their hobbies be?:: | i dont know! |
Interests?:: | making people's lives better |
Obsessions:: | God |
Would they hug you often?:: | yea |
Kiss you often?:: | yea |
Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?:: | yea |
Have you already found your ideal mate?:: | nope.. |
Or as close as someone can get?:: | hmm..i can think of one whom i like..XD |
Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?:: | after im married..often..before..never. |
Are you in love?:: | i am....she's not..haha |
What will you do together?:: | lame...crap. |
Your ideal date:: | movies. |
Your ideal wedding:: | church wedding |
How many kids?:: | 2 |
What will their names be?:: | i dont know..havent thought abt it |
What do you think they would look like?:: | like me. or my wife |
Will you even have kids?:: | yes |
If not, why?:: | haha |
Will you even get married?:: | yes |
If no, why?:: | haha |
Are you taken or single?:: | single! |
=>Dislikes<= | |
Least favorite color:: | purple |
Animal:: | cats |
Number:: | 666 |
President:: | dunno |
Actor:: | duno |
Actress:: | dunno |
Director:: | dunno |
Celebrity:: | dunno |
Artist:: | dunno |
Illustrator:: | dunno |
Poet:: | dunno |
Writer:: | dunno |
Band:: | dunno |
Musician:: | duno |
Singer:: | dunno |
Food:: | dunno |
Fruit:: | dunno |
Vegetable:: | dunno |
Candy:: | dunno |
Candy bar:: | dunno |
Brand of chocolate:: | dunno |
Skittles flavor:: | dunno |
Month:: | april! |
Year:: | 1993 |
Decade:: | dunno |
Century:: | dunno |
Millenium:: | dunno |
Era:: | dunno |
Time period:: | dunno |
Battle of the Civil War:: | dunno |
War:: | dunno |
Battle of WWII:: | dunno |
Battle of American Revolution:: | dunno |
Genius:: | dunno |
Genus of plant:: | dunno |
Flower:: | dunno |
Tree:: | dunno |
Hair color:: | dunno |
Eye color:: | dunno |
Fairy tale:: | dunno |
Disney princess:: | dunno |
Disney villain:: | dunno |
Disney prince:: | dunno |
Movie character:: | dunno |
Play character:: | dunno |
Book character:: | dunno |
Musical character:: | dunno |
Play:: | dunno |
Musical:: | dunno |
Person:: | dunno |
Brand of cereal:: | dunno |
Brand of battery:: | dunno |
Mental illness:: | dunno |
Medication:: | dunno |
Serial killer:: | dunno |
Poison:: | dunno |
Type of sword:: | dunno |
Type of gun:: | dunno |
Toothpaste brand:: | dunno |
Scent:: | dunno |
Taste:: | dunno |
Sound:: | dunno |
Sexual position:: | dunno |
Article of clothing:: | dunno |
=>What do you think Of...<= | |
Ugly people?:: | they're ugly |
Pretty people?:: | they're pretty |
Bald people?:: | nice mirror. |
Scrawny African children?:: | poor things |
Religion?:: | not so much on RELIGION but what u believe in. |
Politics?:: | nothing much |
Abortion?:: | no comment |
Church?:: | it rocks |
Separation of church and state?:: | better to combine |
Blondes?:: | nothing |
Brunettes?:: | nothing |
Redheads?:: | nothing |
Mainstream rock?:: | nothing |
Abercrombie?:: | nothing |
Pop music?:: | can influence one badly |
Classic rock?:: | nothing |
Roleplaying?:: | its cool! |
Emo music?:: | nothiig |
Ignorance?:: | its cool |
Stupidity?:: | its cool |
Mental retardation?:: | its cool |
My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?:: | he's really funny. |
Friends?:: | we need them |
Disrespect?:: | really stupid |
Immaturity?:: | sometimes okay |
Republicans?:: | okay |
Democrats?:: | okay |
George W. Bush?:: | rash |
Your mom? (OH, BURN.):: | she's cool |
My mom?:: | i dont know |
Me?:: | stupid. |
This survey?:: | stupid and long |
Dry walls?:: | love em |
Painted walls?:: | love the smell |
Drugs?:: | its dumb |
Alcohol?:: | its dumb |
Prostitution?:: | its dumb |
Premarital sex?:: | its really dumb..right joan... |
Teenage sex?:: | its reall dumb |
People?:: | we need them |
Your classmates?:: | some are likable, some arent |
Your co-workers?:: | er |
Your school?:: | unexciting |
Your family?:: | united |
My family?:: | cool. |
Your mental health?:: | sometimes unstable |
My mental health?:: | sometimes worse than mine |
Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?:: | cute |
Your life?:: | exciting |
My life?:: | boring |
The color green?:: | its mature |
Pickles?:: | hate em. |
Food?:: | need it to survive |
Electricity?:: | a must! |
Niagra falls?:: | b-e-a-utiful |
Cataracts?:: | stupid |
Bridges?:: | nice |
Braces?:: | ugh.. |
Dictionairies?:: | helpful |
Television?:: | crappy..but entertaining |
Fairy tales?:: | cool |
Hollywood?:: | alright |
MTV?:: | dont like it |
=>Currently...<= | |
What are you feeling?:: | fed up |
Smelling?:: | good |
Seeing?:: | surveys |
Hearing?:: | my fan |
Doing?:: | a survey |
Who are you talking to online?:: | no one |
On the phone?:: | no one |
What room of the house are you in?:: | dining |
Are you cold?:: | nope |
Bored?:: | yes |
Warm?:: | nope |
Hot?:: | nope |
Do you look nice?:: | nope |
What are you wearing?:: | a jesus christ shirt |
Are you eating anything?:: | nope |
Drinking anything?:: | milo |
What's your heart rate?:: | 60 bpm |
BMI?:: | fail |
What brand of shoes are you wearing?:: | converse |
What are you wishing for?:: | this survey to end |
What are you worried about?:: | my mum |
Sad about?:: | my friend |
Happy about?:: | jiajun's treat |
Angry about?:: | the length of this survey |
Serious about?:: | you |
Laughing about?:: | nothing |
Talking about?:: | nothing |
Typing about?:: | an answer |
=>Friends<= | |
Who are your friends?:: | a lot |
Your best friends?:: | shinny, vanessa, crystal ,perry, danae, claudia |
Who do you hang out with most?:: | danae, claudia |
Who do you treat the best?:: | shinny |
Who treats you the best?:: | danae |
Do you even have friends?:: | yes |
If so, why are you taking this survey?:: | cos they're all pretty much asleep |
Who's the funny one?:: | shinny and claudia |
The smart one?:: | vanessa |
The depressed one?:: | perry? lol |
The punk?:: | none |
The goth?:: | none |
The prep?:: | none |
The jock?:: | noen |
The outcast?:: | none |
The stupid one?:: | vanessa..haha |
The one who you think will kill someone one day?:: | claudia.. |
The annoying one?:: | no one |
The hyper one?:: | claudia..shinny |
The oblivious one?:: | none |
The romantic?:: | none |
The pervert?:: | joan..XD |
The content one?:: | danae |
The liar?:: | none |
The cheapskate?:: | me... |
The ominous one?:: | none |
The disrespectful one?:: | none |
The abusive one?:: | none |
The hot one?:: | sandra |
The ugly one?:: | none |
The one that hates you?:: | not that i know off |
The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?:: | not that i know off |
The back-up one?:: | none |
The fighter?:: | none |
The lover?:: | sharmaine..loves so many people =P |
The hippie?:: | ian |
The druggie?:: | none |
The alcoholic?:: | none |
The one that's recovering?:: | danae/lester |
The one that's in jail?:: | none |
The one that is most likely to be in jail?:: | basia |
The one that's going to be executed?:: | basia |
The most likely to be murdered?:: | claudia |
The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?:: | joel..haha |
The most likely to stay there forever?:: | me. lol |
The normal one?:: | shenna |
The conformist?:: | cheryl |
The nonconformist?:: | shinny |
The masochistic one?:: | huh |
The sadistic one?:: | huh |
The weird one?:: | kamern? |
The musical one?:: | joan |
The artistic one?:: | crystal |
The perfect one?:: | shnna |
The literary genius?:: | none |
The fugitive?:: | none |
The juvenille delinquint?:: | haha...none |
The Jewish one?:: | none |
The Christian one?:: | almost all |
The Buddhist one?:: | cant think! |
The Muslim one?:: | dont have |
The Hindu one?:: | dont ahve |
The Catholic one?:: | leticia |
The Wiccan one?:: | dont have |
The atheist?:: | dont have |
The agnostic?:: | dont have |
The cutter?:: | huh |
The anorexic one?:: | denise?? XD |
The bulimic one?:: | none |
The skinny one?:: | denise? XD |
The thin one?:: | crystal |
The fat one?:: | me |
The obese one?:: | me |
The Satanic one?:: | no one |
=>Have you Ever...<= | |
Gone on a cruise?:: | nope |
Beaten someone up?:: | nope |
Been beaten up?:: | nope |
Bullied someone?:: | yes |
Been bullied?:: | yes |
Attempted suicide?:: | noep |
Attempted murder?:: | nope |
Nearly died?:: | nope |
Broken the law?:: | nope |
Stolen something?:: | nope |
Had an abortion?:: | yes? lol...nope |
Known the president?:: | nope |
Had an affair with the president?:: | nope |
Met a famous person?:: | yea |
Masturbated?:: | nope |
Gotten drunk?:: | nope |
Gotten high?:: | nope |
Had masochistic sex?:: | nope |
Had an affair?:: | nope |
Been out of the country?:: | yes |
Out of state?:: | yes |
Out of your town?:: | yes |
Written a poem?:: | yes |
A story?:: | yes |
A novel?:: | nope |
A song?:: | yes |
Gotten published?:: | nope |
Written a love poem?:: | nope |
Story?:: | nope |
Novel?:: | nope |
Song?:: | nope |
Said that you hated the world?:: | yea |
Finished school?:: | nope |
Flunked a grade?:: | yes |
Flunked a test?:: | yes |
Flunked a subject?:: | yes |
Read a book for enjoyment?:: | yes |
Bungee jumped?:: | nope |
Skydived?:: | nope |
Danced?:: | not really |
Been to a dance?:: | nopp |
Suba dived?:: | nope |
Broken a bone?:: | nope |
Gotten a nose bleed?:: | lots of times |
Had an orgasm?:: | nope |
Suffered from psychosis?:: | huh |
Wished you could get away with something?:: | yes |
Thought of killing someone?:: | yes |
Thought of killing yourself?:: | yes |
Saved someone's life?:: | ian..from his own shadow |
Saved your own?:: | noep |
Gone to the beach?:: | yes |
Gone fishing?:: | yes..a lot. |
Gone to an island?:: | sentosa..wait..singapore is an island right? |
Died in a dream?:: | yup |
Had a dream that came true?:: | the one where i died in it |
Kissed someone in the rain?:: | nope |
Gotten pregnant?:: | nope |
Eaten calamari?:: | nope |
Lobster?:: | yes |
Helped anybody during the holidays?:: | yes |
Helped a stranger?:: | yes |
Kissed a stranger?:: | nope |
Hugged a stranger?:: | nope |
Had sex with a stranger?:: | nope |
=>Can You...<= | |
Kiss your elbow?:: | yes..es |
Touch your nose with your tongue?:: | nope |
Stick your fist in your mouth?:: | nope |
Touch your toes?:: | yes |
Give away money?:: | yes |
Marry a family member?:: | nopo |
Hire an assassin?:: | nope |
Get ahold of drugs?:: | noep |
Alcohol?:: | nope |
Stay up all night?:: | yes |
Stay up for /ten/ nights?:: | no |
Finish this survey?:: | seems like a no |
Swim?:: | yes |
Draw well?:: | no |
Sing well?:: | no |
Write well?:: | i guess |
Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?:: | no |
Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?:: | no |
Without milk?:: | no |
Predict the future?:: | there will be dinner tomorrow. |
=>Would you Ever...<= | |
Sacrifice everything for a friend?:: | yes |
A lover?:: | yes |
Give your life for a friend?:: | yes |
A lover?:: | yes |
Give your life to save a stranger's?:: | yes |
Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?:: | nope |
Sell yourself?:: | nope |
Have cyber sex?:: | nope |
Real sex?:: | yes |
With who?:: | my wife..when im married |
Here's an extra space if you need one:: | no need |
Lie to a friend?:: | yes |
Lie to your parents?:: | yes |
Lie to a lover?:: | yes |
Steal from your parents?:: | no |
Hug them in public?:: | yes |
Blow up your house?:: | =/ no! |
Abuse someone?:: | yes |
Use someone?:: | yes |
Recommend this survey to a friend?:: | yes |
=>Would you ever Be...<= | |
A fireman?:: | no |
Policeman?:: | no |
Serial killer?:: | no |
Doctor?:: | no |
Surgeon?:: | no |
Prostitute?:: | no |
Playboy model?:: | no |
Writer?:: | no |
Artist?:: | no |
Musician?:: | yes |
Assassin?:: | no |
Ninja?:: | in my mind.. |
Soldier?:: | no |
President?:: | no |
Darth Vader?:: | yeah! |
Pilot?:: | no |
Mortician?:: | no |
Forensic scientist?:: | no |
Detective?:: | i wanted to be one |
Lawyer?:: | no |
Drug-dealer?:: | no |
Pirate?:: | no |
Box-carrier?:: | no |
Store clerk?:: | no |
Banker?:: | no |
Criminal?:: | no |
Target?:: | no |
Professional wrestler?:: | no |
Tennis player?:: | no |
Rapper?:: | no |
Country singer?:: | no |
Pop star?:: | no |
Actor?:: | no |
Plastic surgeon?:: | no |
=>Why...<= | |
Is the sky blue?:: | cos its green |
Is the world round?:: | yes |
Is the world unfair?:: | yes |
Are most people selfish?:: | yes |
Impolite?:: | yes |
Disrespectful?:: | yes |
Conforming?:: | yes |
Are there religions?:: | yes |
Theories?:: | yes |
Opinions?:: | yes |
Are humans so intelligent?:: | not really. God knows more..way more. |
Do we need air?:: | yes |
Do we age?:: | yes |
Do we die?:: | yes |
Can't pigs fly?:: | they can...flying char siew! |
Is there cheddar cheese in the world?:: | yes |
Swiss?:: | yes |
American?:: | yes |
Are you taking this?:: | not reallly |
=>When was the last Time...<= | |
You brushed your teeth?:: | this morning |
Took a shower?:: | this morning |
Ate?:: | 2-3 hrs ago |
Drank?:: | 2-3 hours ago |
Drank an alcoholic beverage?:: | NEVER |
Took a pill?:: | last week |
Smoked?:: | NEVER |
You got your photograph taken?:: | today |
You got caught doing something bad?:: | dunno |
Had sex?:: | never |
Dyed your hair?:: | never |
Hurt someone physically?:: | today |
Hurt someone emotionally?:: | cant rmb |
Did your homework?:: | last week |
Hung out with your friends?:: | today |
Got drunk?:: | never |
Got high?:: | never |
Said: | huh |
Said: | huh |
Took a survey?:: | now..and yesterday |
Won a contest?:: | early this year. |
Went out on a date?:: | i've never been on a one to one date |
Had a strong sexual drive?:: | friday |
=>Word Association<= | |
Bed.: | sleep |
Curtains.: | sleep |
Lights.: | sleep |
Music.: | sleep |
Candles.: | sleep |
Closet.: | sleep |
Door.: | sleep |
Window.: | sleep |
Onomotapoeia.: | sleep |
Dog.: | sleep |
Cat.: | stupid |
Egypt.: | sleep |
Corey.: | sleep |
Mirror.: | myself |
Case.: | sleep |
Cage.: | beast |
Cave.: | bats |
Nutella.: | milo |
Bird.: | eggs XD |
Bear.: | sleep |
Death.: | life |
Life.: | death |
White.: | black |
Black.: | white |
Personality.: | style |
Pickle.: | burger |
Dilemna.: | decision |
Love.: | want it. but will never get it |
Liberal.: | free |
Conservative.: | liberal |
Ball.: | bat |
Moderate.: | extreme |
Inept.: | the length of this survey |
THE END. Congratulations. | |
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Sunday, June 18, 2006
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